April 4, 2025

Friday Fun Day: Get to Know Your Hosts! | We Are the Hansons

Friday Fun Day: Get to Know Your Hosts! | We Are the Hansons

It’s Friday Fun Day on We Are the Hansons, and today we're flipping the script and putting the spotlight on your hosts! 🎤✨ Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even tear up a little as we dive into quirky questions, unexpected confessions, and some behind-the-scenes stories you’ve never heard before. This isn’t your average Q&A – it’s a full-blown good time with games, banter, and the real personalities behind the mic. If you’ve ever wondered who we really are when the mics aren’t rolling – this is the episode you don’t want to miss.

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Welcome to we are the Hansen's Friday Funday. Yeah, do

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you feel like, yeah, swinging twenties or what? Yeah, the

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flaming thirties, I don't even know. I don't even know

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what they are. Today. You know, you never really get burnout,

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but you kind of get like, where, well, what are

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we gonna do? Like there's nothing like some days that

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you're not like super passionate about, and I think today

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is one of those days.

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Yeah, we needed to do something fun today.

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Yeah, well, yesterday you tried making some food, some stuff

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that I wanted tune a Tetrazina, You're not pretty good? Well,

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it turned out pretty good, except for sometimes my wife's

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taste buds are off and my sons they get a little,

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i don't know, whacked out whacky, you know what I'm saying.

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You guys thought that tune of Tetrasini tasted like tunicast Role.

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I did not.

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Oh well you didn't. Oh the boys, Well the boys

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are weird. Okay, it tasted nothing like it. What do

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you think? No, so, on a scale of one to

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ten on this tune in Tetrasini, which I'm gonna I'm

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gonna tell you guys a little bit about it. So

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this tune in tetrazini was made almost like a shrimp elfredo,

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but then baked in parmesan.

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Right, parmisan, and just chatter.

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Oh man, was it good? Nope?

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I think I would change it up just a little bit.

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Well, how would you do it?

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I would try it in the mushrooms.

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Okay, yeah, they called for mushrooms. Most tetrazinis do call

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for mushrooms. But anyways, next week, I think I've been

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asking my wife. We have some tremendous recipes. I'm talking

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about handed down for generations. I'm talking about stuff that

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you know, even the guy up there that are are

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like the top chefs, would be afraid to do because

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they couldn't match how good these recipes are. What do

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you think?

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Yeah? Maybe no, oh.

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No, for sure, for sure. Okay, anyways, she's going to

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be bringing some recipes to you, some good'es. Yeah, yeah,

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and that's going to be awesome. A bunch of things

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going on with the show, So I thought, you know what, today,

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it'd be a really good day to get to know

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your usual host. Once in a while I get the

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hostless thing, but usually you know, she's smacking me away

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from the mic telling me to go to another room. Right, yeah, yeah, okay,

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So how old are you forty? How many kids do

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you have?

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We have thirteen?

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How many brothers and sisters do you have?

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I have one brother and four sisters.

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Are your parents still married?

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Yes?

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How long have they been married?

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Fifty two years?

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I don't know, a long time. Yeah, guys listening, that's

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that's a pretty good indicator whether or not you're gonna

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stay married. Just statistically, I'm saying, you know what I mean? Yeah,

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it's just it's one of them things. Yeah. So let's see,

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so we got that. What is your favorite job that

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you've ever had?

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Mm? I think I would have to say waiting tables?

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Waiting tables? Is that just because you're a people person

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or was it because of the money.

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The money was good and I had a lot of

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friends that came in.

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A lot of friends. She's she's given me the evil eye. Okay,

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So when you were younger, did you think you were

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going to have this big of family.

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I knew I would have more. I would have a

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lot of kids.

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Okay, So was it planned?

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Well, no, I wouldn't necessarily say planned, but I would

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add more if I could have.

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Did you did you ever think that you would be

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with such a honk of honk a guy guy? Yeah, yeah,

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like me.

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Yeah, you gotta be when you are a lady, you

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don't only have to be attracted to what's inside. There's

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got to be some good looks on the outside.

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Well, not fit the bill, right, So what's the what's

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your favorite vehicle that you've ever owned or we've ever owned?

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My traverse, Chevy Traverse. That's the one where a wheel, Folks,

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she was driving up a hill and a wheel came

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off a semi on the other side of the interstate,

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went through the median hit the car. Thank god it

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it could have done a lot worse. And actually where

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my daughter, my little Maddie was sitting, the wheel came

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up and it hit there, but it only dropped the

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ceiling about two inches. But all the all the cops

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and first responders there told me that it could have

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been way, way, way worse. So, I you know, thank

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you for that. Blessing Lord, if you know what I'm saying.

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The airbags in that were definitely the life saver.

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Yeah, it was, it was just a bags. It was

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something weird. I think our truck is probably the best

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thing we've ever had.

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Now, the favorite vehicle we ever drove was Volkswagen Antlas.

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Yeah that was that was pretty good. That Volkswagen analysts

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had a lot of power. But we only made it

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four hundred miles before the training blewe Yeah, so you know,

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it is what it is. So I really wanted to

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get people to like get to know you. And there's

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no way better to get to know somebody if you

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start asking them random questions. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

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So you can't think about these for a long time.

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They got to be kind of, you know, off the top,

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you know what I'm saying, Like, no, we're not gonna

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go rapid fire, but you don't get a whole bunch

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of time to think about them. Okay, even though folks,

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she tried to cheat. She knew I was going to

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say this, and she's like, well, can you just show

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me something? Nope, can't. She has not seen or read

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or anything these questions.

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Okay, yep.

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So number one, if you had to replace your hands

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with something else, what would you pick? And it's got

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to be, you know, something from the home would be

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Spatula's feather dusters, snake puppets. What would it be?

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Mmm? I think I would have to say tongs.

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Tongs. You'd replace your hands with tongs if I had to. Yeah, okay,

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tongs it is. What would your secret superhero power be?

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But if you could only use it for chores in

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the house?

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The I dream monkey.

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That's not fair because that means I dream Genie can

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do anything with it.

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She just nods her head and the whole house is clean.

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So okay, okay, there was I dream a Genie. And

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what was the other one that was like where she

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was a witch and she could do spells and the

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mother hated the husband.

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I think that's I dream Genie bewitched.

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No, bewitched, she would be witched bewitched in I dream

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and Genie? Which you'd rather be? The I dream a Genie?

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Yeah? Well, whoever wiggles their nose and nods there?

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Okay, that's I dream a Genie. Okay. If your belly

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button made a noise every time you poked it, what

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sound would it make?

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Uh? The train horn?

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A train horn? Holy cow?

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Okay, Hey, it's either big or go home. Right.

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Okay, here here's a good one. Would you rather have

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spaghetti for hair or meatballs for eyes, spaghetti for hair,

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spaghetti for hair. Okay, if animals could talk, which one

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would be the sassiest? M? Three two tiger? A tiger?

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Well there you go. Well, I mean that's that's close.

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I would have said something else.

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I would have been like hyena.

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Yeah, how about like could be that. But you know, turkeys.

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Male turkeys are kind of weird around people. Roosters are

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kind of Yeah, it could be a rooster too. What

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is the weirdest thing you'd bring to a desert island

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besides food and water?

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A bed?

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A bed?

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Yeah? Who wants to sleep on sanday?

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Uh? If your life had a theme song played every

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time you walked into a room, what would it be?

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If my life had a thing, If.

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Your life every time you walked into a room your

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theme song played, what would it be?

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Oh? I like the Lady Gaga song just Dance because oh.

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Yes, no, oh, If you're going to go just dance,

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you might as well go David Bowie, Let's dance. Do

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Do Do Do no on your red shoos and danced.

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We could do. Girls just want to have fun because

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I could see that going and it just puts you

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in a happy mood.

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It's just yeah, okay, if your pet suddenly became human

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for a day, what's the first thing that they would

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say to you?

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Why are you so mean?

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Why are you mean of the animals? No?

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I'm just always get out of here, you know, getting

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them out of the kitchen.

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I can see that. I can see that. If you

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open the fridge and find a tiny civilization living under

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the butter dish, what do you do?

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M calling this exterminator?

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Isn't that kind of what happened? What exterminate many humans?

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Yeah, they're like bugs, isn't that?

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Wasn't that like Indian in the cupboard type thing? Thinking

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of or was it toy story where they open up

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the cupboard and the Indian was shooting at him?

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I think that was Indian in the cover, but almost

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like Honey, I shrunk the kids, you know, right? Yeah?

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So, if you could swap voices with any cartoon character

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for one day, who would it be?

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Oh Man, probably tinker Bell?

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Tinker Bell? Okay, why I mean there, it is what

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it is. Most people probably don't know this, but down

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in the Bahamas, I actually did the voiceover for Niki

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Z and Nicki Z last I knew had like a

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video with like a like a frog on it that

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was talking during it, but the words were mine kind

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of that's kind of cool. But it wouldn't be a

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frog if I picked?

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Why is that? I don't know.

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I'm already the prince?

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Ok? Because you got kissed?

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Yeah, well you kissed me lots. You know what would

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be the absolute worst name for a luxury perfume?

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Oh, my goodness, this is a hard one.

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How about like onion water?

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Yo? Yeah, that would be pretty gross. What would it

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be armpit sweat smell or something.

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Armpit sweat smell?

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Yeah?

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Come on, you gotta do better.

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Than something to do with the smell of like body odor. Maybe?

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What would it be? What's a fancy name of of

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like a really good and perfume? So, so, like, how

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about this? How about like bo by St Lauder?

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There you go?

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If socks had feelings? What would they say about your feet?

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Wash me?

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Why are your feet dirty?

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No? But I hardly ever wear socks, and so when

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I do, I wear them all day in shoes because

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I never take my shoes off.

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She's got stinky feet, folks, Okay, I'll tell you that

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about her. She's got stinky feet. No, okay, and they're

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cold too, because in the middle of the night she'll

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take her feet and stick.

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That is not that is you.

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If you were a cereal, what would your name be?

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And what weird prize would come in your box?

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Well?

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But what's your what's the name of the cereal that

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that's you?

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Snappy?

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I was thinking about flaky?

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No, not like.

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Okay, so you're snappy. And what is the thing that

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would be in uh in your box? What kind of toy?

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Mm hmmm.

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I'm guessing that you would be smart ass and you

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would put something like toothbrushes in there. No, no, probably

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square guns, sure, square guns, okay, and it'd be probably

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some like balloonish one that only lasted like three minutes.

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What are you saying? I don't want to spend my

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whole lot of cash on a boy to go in

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a box?

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Oh maybe? Which would you rather have as a roommate,

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a very clumsy ghost or a dramatic raccoon?

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Dramatic raccoon?

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Yeah, you're kind of scared of ghosts. If your laugh

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could summon an animal every single time, what animal would

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you want it to be? I know this one?

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An et?

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Yeah, that's what I was going to guess if you

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could only eat one food forever, but it would magically

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taste like other things. What would it be.

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Seafood?

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What kind? Specifically?

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I would have to say, crab, crab or shrimp?

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Yeah, hubble lobster? No, see, I like the smaller lobster.

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I think the bigger the lobster gets, the less taste

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to ass or the more kind of dull taste.

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Yeah, so okay.

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Would you rather wear a two two every day or

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sing everything you say in opera style?

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I'dwar too.

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Okay. If you had to name a spaceship after a snack,

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what would it be called?

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M remember rapp ufo twinkie?

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The ufo twinkie? All right, you wake up everyone in

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the world, or when you wake up and everyone in

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the world is now a potato with googly eyes, what's

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your first move?

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Eat them with a hammer.

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You're gonna kill people.

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If they're a potato with google.

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eACT like mister and missus potato.

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Are they scary looking? I don't know, no.

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See. The first thing that I would do is I'd

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be looking for somebody like me to be able to

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transform all the people back from being a you know,

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mister and missus potato head.

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I don't know. I'd probably dig a hole and bury

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them all.

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Okay, what's your wrestling name? If you could only use

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household items to describe yourself, like the soggy sponge or

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Captain toaster.

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Mm my goodness, I don't know, probably.

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The vacuum, I'd call you Princess Wetman. No, if you

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could rename the days of the week, what would you

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call them? I'm kind of a tricky one.

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Yeah, they were getting harder and harder.

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Okay. Would you rather always have a kazoo in your

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mouth when you talk or have to tap dance everywhere

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you go?

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I'd tap dance everywhere I went?

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Okay? U. If you could only communicate using movie quotes,

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what's the first thing you'd say every morning? I would

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say that you'd go way back to the forties where

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you go frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn uh.

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If you could have an animal sidekick, but it had

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to be a really weird one, what would you pay.

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An animal sidekick would probably be either rang a tang or.

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Kangaroo orangutang or kangaroo. See, I was gonna go duck

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build platypus because they hatch their young from eggs and

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their venomous So if they're my sidekick, i'd be like,

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bite them. See what I'm saying.

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Well, orangutangs and kangaroos can do the same damage.

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Okay, so this is going to be a really really

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good one. If you could give yourself any ridiculous professional title,

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what would it be like. I'll give you an example,

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chief executive of snack Distribution.

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I think I would say mine would be.

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Probably, Oh boy, you're taking a long time on this one.

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If this was ten points, you'd be down to five

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points already.

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Okay, what would you give me?

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I well, I'm waiting on you to get to give one.

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Oh, you come up with one and I'll figure out mine.

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I would say you'd be chief executive of Disciplinary Action.

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Oh really, yeah, that's what I would say.

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Yeah, because you always send the kids to me when

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they're bad. I think I would have to say chief

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executive of Get Crap.

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Done, Get crapped so the CGD. Sure you're the CEO

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of the CGD. Sure, Okay, what is the weirdest talent

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that you wish you had?

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Weirdess talent being able huh, go ahead, Is that really

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in't a talent?

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I was guessing to turn into a ball and just

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roll like a bowling ball. Oh wow, sinking.

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No, I'd probably say, hmmm, why you gotta give me

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hard ones?

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Well, I mean, hey, that's how you liked them. Hard.

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I mean, you don't want to do these easy ones

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that anybody can get. You got to go, but you

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got to go faster than you're going.

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To a bowling ball. I can't believe you'd say that.

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Well, you know, it's kind of a weird talent.

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What would you give yourself? What would you say you

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would do? You said bowling ball?

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For me, a weird talent that I could have, I

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would probably my weird talent would be able to learn

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everything that I need to learn to be able to

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teach my kids. I think like I'm talking about being

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like a physics major in twenty minutes.

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Oh, I could be a doctor in twenty minutes.

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Well so was that? What? So what would yours be.

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To become a doctor in twenty minutes, I'd be operating

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real fast.

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If you could replace all the grass in the world

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with something else, what would it be? Probably cloud it

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be clouds everywhere. It's clouds, be walking on clouds?

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No, no, okay, what would why would you be on clouds?

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Well, you're with me, You're on cloud nine all the time.

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Cotton cotton.

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Okay. What's the worst thing to hear right before you

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fall asleep? Mom?

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No, that ain't the worst. It actually when the kids

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say mom like that, Yeah, it actually makes you feel like, oh,

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you're needed.

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Do you get that I do all the time?

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Oh? Yeah, right, it's always a mom.

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So it's the worst thing to hear right before you

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go to sleep?

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Maya, the dog's gotta go out?

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Yeah? Okay, Well, I mean there is something in that. Uh.

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If you had to turn one of your family members

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into a cartoon character, who would it be? And why?

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Morgan? And it would be Shrek for having me put

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up with watching that movie on repeat every day when

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she was little.

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Okay, so I've got I got a few more here.

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What's the funniest way you could mispronounce your own name?

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Maya?

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How about me? Yeha? Does that mean sistern Spanish?

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There's no h in there?

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Well, there's no Well, there's a k a night we

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don't say it, So why can't we add one Okay,

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I'm saying, uh, and that's night in shining arm or

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not night because there is no k in the night,

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you know, like sure, Ah, If you had to replace

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your eyebrows with something else, what would you choose? Noodles,

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mini wipers, disco balls? What would it be?

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I think I'd have to say. I don't know, probably

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wipers because I wear glasses.

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Okay? Would you rather have to high five everyone you meet?

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Or do finger guns with sound effects with everyone you meet?

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Finger guns?

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Okay? If aliens invaded, but we're only interested in stealing

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one specific thing from Earth, what would it be?

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Money?

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Why would aliens need you or you know, our money?

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I don't know. Maybe they're buying something in their world

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they live in.

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Well, yeah, but how would that work?

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Probably our cars?

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They flew here on a spaceship.

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How do you know? How are Okay?

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If they if they came here to steal something, it'd

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be like our oxygen or our gold or something like that.

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It'd be an element of some sort, or they'd eat

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us for food.

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That's because you believe in that stuff.

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Yeah, I'm not saying I believe, but I am saying

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there's some weird weird stuff that we can't explain out there. Yeah, no,

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there's not there is.

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I don't think they'd steal us.

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Okay. What's the most absurd thing you could add to

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a pizza and still.

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Like a delicious I like pineapple and pizza.

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That was almost a deal breaker when we got shrimp.

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How about seafood pizza?

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Yeah, I'd try it. I mean, I'm kind of a

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pizza traditionalist. I love pizza, but I want pepperoni and sausage.

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And cheese seafood pizza with white sauce.

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So then it's not pizza. Then it's not pizza. Yeah,

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I'm sorry, I draw the line there. There's some things

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that you have to stand for, and you know, Aaron

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Tippins said, if you don't stand for anything, you can

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fall for anything. So I'm standing on that. That would

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not be a pizza Okay, okay. Uh. If your shadow

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came to life and started talking, what's the first thing

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that it would say.

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Who the heck am? I don't know.

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Would you chase it like Peter Pan?

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No?

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No, okay. What would be the worst thing to have

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pop out of a birthday cake?

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Probably a naked man.

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That'd be the worst thing for you.

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Yeah, like, who wants to see a naked man?

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You have part of your dimes. I'm just saying, Hey,

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if your pets secretly had a side job, what would

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it be?

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Hm? If my pets had a side job, probably be

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the pooper scooper.

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Okay, now, what is the most ridiculous thing you could

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do to become famous?

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M hmm, Well nowadays it could be anything. I don't know.

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I'm gonna say the Kardashians became famous and like the

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worst ways. But there's that one guy that got famous.

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I think it was on YouTube because his house was

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so dirty.

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Oh yeah, yeah, that.

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One is pretty bad.

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I could not do that.

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And finally, this is the last one. This should tell

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everybody everything about you. Okay, if you had to wear

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one Halloween costume every day for a year, what would

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you choose?

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One Halloween costume every day for a year?

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Yep, every single day? Same one.

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The Mike Myers one. He's my favorite scary movie character.

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So you're going Halloween, You're going to scare kids? Did

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that the whole year?

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Yep?

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How about the Red Adders? See what I'm saying. I mean,

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you know so now you know everything about her? Thank you?

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For listening to We are the Hansens. You want to

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That's right, and once in a while I'm at yours

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so you can get the good feeling bad. Sure, Thank you, everybody,

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